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Soyuzmultfilm
Moscow

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This film tells about a discovery, achieved
at the intersection of many sciences: cybernetics,
astrophysics, telepathy and veterinary medicine.

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THE TIME MACHINE

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written by:
Jacob Kostukovsky & Moris Slobodskoi

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Directed by:
Valentina & Zinaida Brumberg

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art directors;
Lana Azarkh, Valentin Lalayants

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Composer:
Aleksandr Varlamov

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camera: B. Kotov, Sound: G. Martynyuk
cutter N. Mayorov, Text editor Raisa Frichinskaya
Assistant director:T. Fedorova

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animators: T. Pomerantseva, Vladimir Arbekov,
Elizabeth Komova, Maria Motruk, Igor Podgorsky,
Yana Volskaya, Faina Yepifanova, Ye. Vershinina,

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Marina Voskaniants, Vladimir Danilov, 
Sergei Marakasov

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Voices: E. Vesnik, Mr. Vitsin A. Konsovskiy
A. Papanov, L. Sverdlin, A. Shirvind
V. Sinyavsky, Producer: F. Ivanov

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We often say:
man must keep up with the times.

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Be ahead of his time.

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Do not lag behind his time.

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So our institute designed
a transistor device -

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TV-1 - the first time transistor.

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It operates automatically,
reacting to the moral impulses of man

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transferring it into the realm and time,

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optimal for those moral qualities.

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Watch the principle of the time transistor
with this scheme.

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Suppose we put our apparatus
in each of these three little men.

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Oh, how nice! The first sped
right off into the future.

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Oh!....I blame myself ...
the remaining one is carried off into the past.

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and the third remains at his time.

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The first prototype TV 1
was programmed for a specific time.

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Later something
snaps a return mechanism into action.

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In order for the test-persons
to be ignorant of the test

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we put our devices
in ordinary objects,

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which then were made generally available

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Over the course of testing the TV 1 device,
We followed it on Television.

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Kiss, kiss, kiss .... kiss, kiss, kiss ...

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- Leave that girl alone!

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- What?! Understand this? No?

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- Stop your hooliganism!

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- Stamping, stamping!

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Tsjip, Tsjip, Tsjip, Tsjip ... Ooty, Ooty, Ooty ...

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Menu!

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- Bull, Bull.

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We'll have a drink and a snack!

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Bull Bull, Bull Bull.
Two times 200!

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Noisy rushes ...

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Young people dragged to a dance.

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Hanky-panky.
Believe me, I have serious intentions

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All you men say that.

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- Top, top. Bye-bye.
- Go sleep off your drunkenness, citizen!

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- Fig, Fig, top-top.

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It's a nasty man.

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- I'm finished!
What do you say cave jury-men

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- Chik-chik!

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- Poo Poo!

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- Get out, get out!

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Wah!

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- Citizen-jury members!
I don't want to live like this anymore!

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- I want to go back to my
hometown district police station.

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Aren't we a nice threesome?

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Living of the metropolitan bottle?

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- No no!

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- Masha, Pasha here! Tomorrow at three?

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- Dasha? Pasha here. Tomorrow at six?

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- Glasha? Pasha here. Let's go out.

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- Sasha, Pasha here ... oh, that is ... I had a call.
An urgent Meeting.

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- I must give you
the most unpleasant news.

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- I fell in love with another harem.
Goodbye!

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So Pasha got himself a new pasha family.

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- Good morning, darling!

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- Good morning ...

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- Pass it on.

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- Can we start?
- You can, you can!

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- Well, you just go on without me.

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And I go out...

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To an Urgent Meeting.

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Ah!!! Our husband came!

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And so all three harem wrote a complaint
to the sultan on escaping pasha liability
and Pasha decided to flee.

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This immoral character had
a harem on the side,

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and left forty mothers on their own.

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And he does not pay child support
for 187 children.

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Hmm. So? What do you think?

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- Dad, come back to our harem!
- Dad, come back to our harem!
- Dad, come back to our harem!

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- For one healthy family!

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- Resolved!
Return him to his families.

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And may Allah help him!

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Dinamo Spartak
0:0

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- Excuse me, if you please.
Allow me to inconvenience you.

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A thousand apologies, sorry!

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The ball is in the game.
It is on the left side of the field ...

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It goes into the center again,
the right flank is unsecured

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- Down with Dynamo ...
- It's offside!

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- tackle them!
Dynamo get some brains!

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Again the ball is kicked,
but in the wrong direction.

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The ball moves 
towards a dangerous position again...

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Now you need to hit the ball

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It seems to be ...
-Udar! Goal!

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But I think the referee
will not count this goal!

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In other words:

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It was offside.

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0:0

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The referee is a crook!

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Offside!

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- Eaten slaves not taken into consideration,

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The lion still should devour him from his offside.

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- One, two, three, four, five, 
six, seven, eight, nine!

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- Out!

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Ten minute break now!
For a snack.

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After the intermission:
The final: Dynamo-Spartak

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- If you win, you'll get a cottage
and a number of foreign trips.

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If you lose, you'll be expelled to Athens to class B.

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Dinamo Spartak
0:0

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- Penalty!

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- Swoop'em in!

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Bush-leaguer!

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- Bast-shoe!
- bush-leaguer!
- Cripple!

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Leaky sandals, full of holes!

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Mop the floor with this referee!

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- Caesar agrees with you!

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Therefore the referee
will be cooked to soap!

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Caesar commands you,
to become the next referee in this fight!

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Mop the floor with this referee!

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Get him of the field! Mop the floor, mop the
floor, mop the floor with this referee!!

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The ball is brought back in the field 
to the left wing.

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Right below of me.
To the right, someone is in a sharp position

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Directly before the Dynamo goal.

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oh, yo-yo-yo-yo ...
So, it's still zero-zero.

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The opening score just doesn't fall.

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Mop the floor with this referee!

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- Enough, friends,with this raving,
yelling and cursing.

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- What?!

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Don't to spoil with your rudeness
the course of the sport in the stadium.

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Well, blimey!

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So, the first experiments have been successful.

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Next, the time transistor will get
embedded masses of production goods.

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Remember that.

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Citizens, beware!

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The End
Subs by Alevtina & Eus
June 2015